closet_zebra

I'm concerned for the fandom. hahaha So I'm starting a series. Don't kill me. I've missed writing. Be gentle. haha

Series: Mods and Rockers.
Author: closet_zebra
Title: Prologue: The Original Elvis
Rating: PG (I assume this will get to NC17 eventually. They always do)

AN: Based on the Mods and Rockers era in Britain. And obviously, they have to be from seperate gangs. hehehe. R/S (I'm very predictable.)
Thanks: To my sweet love crooked for being perfect and reading through this crap.

( He was a leader of teenagers. Teenagers in pressed suits and shined shoes with shining scooters, one, two, three in a perfect row of gleaming metal. )

Title: Candy Canes
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: NC-17
Pairing Sirius/Remus
A/N: I hardly ever write stuff with a rating this high. Be nice? hehe

Warnings: Object insertion, bad language (not much) and the obvious boysex. (2139 words)
For: sam_can_do_it Hope you like it sweety!
SUMMARY: Sirius gets Remus candy canes for christmas because basically he wants to use them for... a sexual purpose. This is just naughtiness really with a fumbling Sirius and the love that is S/R beneath it.

( He watched as his rather too pretty boyfriend glanced around at the other presents Sirius had given him, obviously trying to piece together in his overworked brain why on earth Sirius would want him to save this present until last. )

Hey guys! It's my birthday tommorow so I give thee fic!
It's been a while!!

Title: Lemon Flavoured Change.
Author: closet_zebra the birthday girl! (Miss me?)
Word Count: 1723
Rating: PG13 Random Fluff.

Summary: Sixth year has meant a few changes to the Marauders. But some changes really aren't all that bad.
A/N: This is nothing special. Just something a bit random. I couldn't help but write for my birthday. I do love our pups.

( Madness, he almost muttered, feeling the words in his mouth but swallowing them down with a little grin of affection. )

Title: Working Nine 'til Five.
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: Probably around a hard R.
Word Count: Around 2200
A/N: It's been a long time since I wrote slash, hasn't it? This is almost PWP as well. Anyway, I figured, with the love that is Halloween here, why not.
For: The lovely carmine_ink who could use a spooky halloween, I'm sure.

Summary: Remus needs to work. Sirius needs to get laid. Age old story of two hot boys who just want to do it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

( He was just beautiful, stunning in his own quiet little way, with golden highlights and the pale, fragile quality of a tortured soul. )

Alright, so I've had this for days. And I reckon if I don't post it now it'll never be posted. But it's bad. You're warned.

Title: Talent. Determination. Want.
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: A strange PG13.
Word Count: 3,104

With love: It really isn't that good. And I do owe fics to some people. But this one is for aquila_star because I adore her and because she's waiting for a little baby aquila_star to arrive with a lot of patience.
SUMMARY: This is an AU where Remus became a pub singer when he didn't go to Hogwarts.

( He met him a year ago in a tiny pub in London where the walls weren’t quite faded enough to be cool and was taken in by the voice of the small, broken boy with a scar across his nose that spoke of war and a grey in his hair that tried to fake age. )

Title: Filling Spaces. (Brothers on a Hotel Bed)
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: PG13.
NO SPOILERS FOR DH

Summary: Ever wondered what the end was like? The run up to October 31st? This is what it felt like for Remus.
A/N: This is a SONGFIC on the song 'Brothers on a Hotel Bed' by Death Cab For Cutie. I'd never heard it before but I saw it on a comment somewhere the other day and I was like... huh... Like Remus and Sirius?! Well, I agree. So I thought I'd show why..

Love to: crooked For stopping this from sucking. And for being perfect. Like Mary Poppins.

( A little push towards the bedroom is all that Remus would need to shed his clothes for the other boy, no matter how much his face flushes with embarrassment and his belly turns with shyness as long, silver scars are revealed to the other boy’s eyes. )

Title: Tooth Decay.
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: PG13 I think. Maybe a touch higher.
Word Count: 1,749 (A short little ficlet for anyone who's interested.)

For: Just a little gift for ekaterin24, given with love but with very little talent. LMAO.
SUMMARY: Remus wants Sirius. Enough so that's it's driving him to madness, and obsessions about tooth decay. Obviously.
A/N: No spoilers for DH, incase anybody actually cares.


( And really, if he ended up with rotten teeth, he’d think back to today and say, ‘Well, it was obvious that was going to happen with that kind of attitude.’ )

Title: Being good.
Author: closet_zebra (I know! Busy!)
Rating: PG. SAD.
Word Count: 1144.
A/N: I'm still not sure about it... I asked sam_can_do_it though and she didn't hate it so... *Shrug* And because of that...
For sam_can_do_it for always knowing.

Summary: How can the full moon come? How can it continue to come even when he's good?

( He clung with fingers that wouldn’t quite close to his mummy’s hand and tried to keep up with her big steps. They weren’t too quick, she was only going slow, but his legs ached, and his head ached around his eyes. )

New Series!!
The amazing fabledtruant has been wonderful enough to join forces with me for a series!

Series: Going Underground. (AU)
Author: closet_zebra
Artist: fabledtruant
Summary: What if the Death Eaters and Voldemort had got inside the Ministry in the first war? The war would have been fought in a very different way. Take Harry Potter's first war and throw in 1984 oh, and then add puppies.

Chapter 1: The Clang of Boots on Metal.
Rating: PG13(Art rated similarly)
Summary: The Marauders have been in an underground base for weeks and it's starting to show. But spirits are still high and aching shoulders don't change much...
A/N: I'd just like to say myself how BEAUTIFUL fabledtruant's art is. Please leave comments about it. Also, AU so No DH spoilers.
For: crooked for her birthday, though it's been forever. All the love I have is lavished upon her in a slightly violent way.

( He feels broad, strong fingers slide over the curve of his shoulders and, if he’s honest with himself, that’s the end of his working day right there. )

Series: Steps to Success
Author: closet_zebra
Storyline: Ever wondered how they'd fall in love if Remus didn't get into school? That's right! It's the AU version.
With Thanks: To the amazing sam_can_do_it because I miss her.

Chapter 6: One Job Lost...
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Well, you wanted to know how things happened... So here it is. This is the last chapter. (There may be an epilogue if I don't get hatemail. LMAO.)

( Remus wonders, not for the first time, whether James Potter’s hair has ever been brushed at all. )

Prologue: The Fine Line Between Monsters and Angels.
Chapter 1: Missing A Smile.
Chapter 2: Dinner For Two.
Chapter 3: Getting Back Into the Swing of Things.
Chapter 4: The After Party.
Chapter 5: Just Too Special.

Has anyone missed me? Lol. Don't know if anyone's interested in this anymore but here we goooo...

Series: Steps to Success
Author: closet_zebra
Storyline: Ever wondered how they'd fall in love if Remus didn't get into school? That's right! It's the AU version.
With Thanks: To the amazing sam_can_do_it for being love.

Chapter 5: Just Too Special.
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Things have moved on since the night Sirius and Remus have got together. But are things the same in the heads of both boys?

( Never before has Sirius not wanted September to come. )

Prologue: The Fine Line Between Monsters and Angels.
Chapter 1: Missing A Smile.
Chapter 2: Dinner For Two.
Chapter 3: Getting Back Into the Swing of Things.
Chapter 4: The After Party.

Series: Steps to Success
Author: closet_zebra
Storyline: Ever wondered how they'd fall in love if Remus didn't get into school? That's right! It's the AU version.
With Thanks: To the amazing sam_can_do_it for not killing me when I'm really annoying.

Chapter 4: The After Party.
Rating: R. (At least. Pretty damn hard R.)
Summary: The club doors close behind them and the uncertainty settles. But somehow, the two of them know just what to do...

(  He didn’t do things like this and with good bloody reason as well but here he was, almost six foot of lithe boy body pressed to his side and his trousers becoming tighter by the second as Sirius moved again and smooth lips found his own in a breathy kiss. )

Prologue: The Fine Line Between Monsters and Angels.
Chapter 1: Missing A Smile.
Chapter 2: Dinner For Two.
Chapter 3: Getting Back Into the Swing of Things.

Series: Steps to Success
Author: closet_zebra
Storyline: Ever wondered how they'd fall in love if Remus didn't get into school? That's right! It's the AU version.
With Thanks: To the amazing sam_can_do_it for making me giggly.

Chapter 3: Getting Back Into the Swing of Things.
Rating: PG13. (Fluff. But things are getting slashier.)
Summary: Finally, given the chance to see Remus, Sirius gets a little of his confidence back. All it ever takes is a dancefloor and a tight pair of clothes.

( There was a moment of silence, even with the loud thump of music in the background and even Remus, so used to being in situations where he didn’t have anything to say, felt the wriggle of awkward feeling in his stomach )

Prologue: The Fine Line Between Monsters and Angels.
Chapter 1: Missing A Smile.
Chapter 2: Dinner For Two.

Series: Steps to Success
Author: closet_zebra
Storyline: Ever wondered how they'd fall in love if Remus didn't get into school? That's right! It's the AU version.
With Thanks: To the amazing sam_can_do_it for stopping this from being disgracefully bad.

Chapter 2: Dinner For Two.
Rating: PG13. (Oh god, the fluff will increase with every chapter, just you wait.)
Summary: Who would have thought that Sirius Black would choke up if he really started to like someone? Even the most confident need a little help every once in a while.

( If he had to hear about Remus bloody Lupin with his bloody gorgeous eyes and his unsmiling lips one more bloody time he was going to have to kill Sirius. )

Prologue: The Fine Line Between Monsters and Angels.
Chapter 1: Missing A Smile.

Series: Steps to Success
Author: closet_zebra
Storyline: Ever wondered how they'd fall in love if Remus didn't get into school? That's right! It's the AU version.
With Thanks: To the amazing sam_can_do_it for stopping this from being disgracefully bad.

Chapter 1: A Missing Smile.
Rating: PG13.
Summary: Sirius tracks Remus down but their first meeting doesn't really go as his dreams had imagined it would.

( A seventeen year old werewolf, fresh out of nothing even remotely like school and clutching to five OWLs like a madman. )

Prologue: The Fine Line Between Monsters and Angels.

Okay guys! This is a new mini series that I'll be posting for the next two (maybe three) weeks with installments every few days. Hope you all like it! Keep track on my journal and on remusxsirius

Series: Steps to Success
Author: closet_zebra
Storyline: Ever wondered how they'd fall in love if Remus didn't get into school? That's right! It's the AU version.

Prologue: The Fine Line Between Monsters and Angels.
Rating: PG13.
Summary: James has found out that there's a werewolf at Mungos and he's determined to see it.

( James looks practically feverish and Sirius can’t help but feel jumpy himself, not worried about seeing monsters at the age of sixteen but more worried about being caught by Mungo’s staff and turned into a toad. )

This was my gift for remeciel for harry_holidays so I'd best post it up here. It was a really good fest! So much fun...

Title: Coming Home for Christmas
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Characters: Sirius/Remus

Summary: Mr. and Mrs. Lupin drop Remus off at Sirius’ flat after Christmas dinner. (Based on the idea that Sirius has his Christmas dinners with the Potters of course)
Wordcount: A sweet little 1,000.

( Sirius’ flat is on the second floor of what has got to be the worst building Remus has ever seen in his life. Grey and dark and, in a word, just plain grubby, it stands at the end of a street like a pimple at the end of an unattractive nose and Remus’ parents eye it with eyes that are trying their best to be accepting. )

Okay, so it's been forever. But I had to get out my merry_smutmas and harry_holidays fics so be fair. hehe. After my birthday a few days ago I needed birthday fic so this was the result!

Title- Mr. Sensible.
Author- closet_zebra Hello!
Rating- R There is slash.
Disclaimer- Not mine! Seriously, I wish.
Thankyou to- My lovely sam_can_do_it for, as always, fixing all the rubbish. hehe.

Summary- Ever wanted to see Remus drunk? For all of those that have fantasies about Remus Lupin completely sozzled and naked this is for us... hehe. Remus' eighteenth.

( But right now, Remus Lupin is far from sensible. He is, Sirius watches with a quiet grin that is threatening to break out and split his face, quite, quite drunk. )

Title- Sundays.
Author- closet_zebra Anyone miss me?
Rating- PG 13. Fluff.

For- insaneboingo wish loving birthday wishes! hehe
Summary- A Sunday morning at home with Sirius and Remus. Pancakes, tea and so much fluff it should contain a nutrition guide.

( Sunday morning rain is falling, steal some colour share some skinnn... )

How could I not post TODAY?!? Happy Puppyshipping!!

Title- Guilty Coffee.
Author- closet_zebra
Rating- PG13.
Warning- This is a real tear jerker, but apparently alright. It actually made me upset writing it.
Thankyou to- sam_can_do_it for being the best beta ever. hehehe.

Summary- Remus and Sirius circle each other for a while but eventually, sitting down for coffee becomes something different...

( When ‘out’ stops meaning you’ll come back as soon as you can and ‘goodbye’ stops meaning ‘I’ll miss you.’ )