closet_zebra

The masterlist of fics, 30th March 2007.

Title: 8 O'clock in the Morning.
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: R? Maybe? Not sure.
Pairing Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 3,121.

This is: for my baby crooked who I love, adore and cherish. I can't live without her (as the last few days has proved.) She is my rock. My everything. My true love. My sugarlips. FOREVER. xxxxxxxx


( At 8 O'clock in the morning.... )

Series: Mods and Rockers.
Author: closet_zebra
Title: Part 2: Checkerboard Loaf.
Rating: PG13 (I assume this will get to NC17 eventually. They always do)


Series summary: Based on the Mods and Rockers era in Britain. And obviously, they have to be from seperate gangs. hehehe. R/S (I'm very predictable.)
AN: I haven't posted a fic for almost a year. But I've been lurking and, trying to write a birthday fic, thought I'd have a practice with this. (And I'm avoiding my finals stress.) Don't know if anyone remembers this? haha. Part 1 and the Prologue are here@@-

Prologue: The Original Elvis.
Part 1: The New Boy in Town.

( He wasn’t about to argue with anything that was related to cake. )

Series: Mods and Rockers.
Author: closet_zebra
Title: Part 1: The New Boy in Town.
Rating: PG (I assume this will get to NC17 eventually. They always do)
Warning: Slightly homophobic language? Sorry, they're lads and this is Britain.

AN: Based on the Mods and Rockers era in Britain. And obviously, they have to be from seperate gangs. hehehe. R/S (I'm very predictable.)
Thanks: To my love crooked who is too good to be true and helped beta this for me.

( He sighed as he looked in the mirror, adjusting his black rimmed, square framed glasses and frowning at the tie that he was holding up to his neck as four of his group left the shop, apparently in search of coffee )

Prologue: The Original Elvis.

I'm concerned for the fandom. hahaha So I'm starting a series. Don't kill me. I've missed writing. Be gentle. haha

Series: Mods and Rockers.
Author: closet_zebra
Title: Prologue: The Original Elvis
Rating: PG (I assume this will get to NC17 eventually. They always do)

AN: Based on the Mods and Rockers era in Britain. And obviously, they have to be from seperate gangs. hehehe. R/S (I'm very predictable.)
Thanks: To my sweet love crooked for being perfect and reading through this crap.

( He was a leader of teenagers. Teenagers in pressed suits and shined shoes with shining scooters, one, two, three in a perfect row of gleaming metal. )

Okay. So I'm guessing not that many people will likely remember who the hell I am. hahaha. Don't worry- I am alive. I'll be writing again soon but first must conquer 10000 words of essay. SIGH. Damn university.

But I couldn't ignore the birthday of my LOVELY CJ crooked so here's a little fic for everybody to... enjoy? Let's hope so. hehehhee

Title: Guessing Games.
Author: closet_zebra Remember me? hehe
Word Count: 504
Rating: PG13- on it's way to R I think.
For: As I said- for the lovely, wonderful and truly unbeatable crooked for her birthday. Because she is, quite literally, my everything.
SUMMARY: Remus and Sirius are playing an (ahem) slightly naughty game. Just fluffy puppy love. Which, let's be honest, we all need more of.

( Remus swore just enough for Sirius to hear it and huffed. “That’s not even a word, Sirius, stop being a git.” )

I had a bit of a shock today about how long I've been writing fic-

I was watching the figure skatingg on tv and thought OMG I SHOULD WRITE A FIGURESKATING S/R FIC!!!!

... Before I realised I already did that yonks ago.

Oh dear. hahahaha XD

Title: Candy Canes
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: NC-17
Pairing Sirius/Remus
A/N: I hardly ever write stuff with a rating this high. Be nice? hehe

Warnings: Object insertion, bad language (not much) and the obvious boysex. (2139 words)
For: sam_can_do_it Hope you like it sweety!
SUMMARY: Sirius gets Remus candy canes for christmas because basically he wants to use them for... a sexual purpose. This is just naughtiness really with a fumbling Sirius and the love that is S/R beneath it.

( He watched as his rather too pretty boyfriend glanced around at the other presents Sirius had given him, obviously trying to piece together in his overworked brain why on earth Sirius would want him to save this present until last. )

5 DAYS 'TILL CHRISTMAS"!!


I really should have wrote more fic for Christmas! I'm ashamed of myself. I've done a harry_holidays fic and all but heh.

Now I was going to offer out DRABBLES but last time I did I ended up with about 60 to do.

SO HERE'S THE DEAL::

With true holiday spirit, I'm offering out two drabbles. Give me a prompt and I'll just... pick two out of a hat or something. Cuz I'm cool. *CHOKE* hahaha. Yeah.

Happy holidays to my lovely shipping flist!!
xx

Hey guys! It's my birthday tommorow so I give thee fic!
It's been a while!!

Title: Lemon Flavoured Change.
Author: closet_zebra the birthday girl! (Miss me?)
Word Count: 1723
Rating: PG13 Random Fluff.

Summary: Sixth year has meant a few changes to the Marauders. But some changes really aren't all that bad.
A/N: This is nothing special. Just something a bit random. I couldn't help but write for my birthday. I do love our pups.

( Madness, he almost muttered, feeling the words in his mouth but swallowing them down with a little grin of affection. )

Title: Working Nine 'til Five.
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: Probably around a hard R.
Word Count: Around 2200
A/N: It's been a long time since I wrote slash, hasn't it? This is almost PWP as well. Anyway, I figured, with the love that is Halloween here, why not.
For: The lovely carmine_ink who could use a spooky halloween, I'm sure.

Summary: Remus needs to work. Sirius needs to get laid. Age old story of two hot boys who just want to do it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

( He was just beautiful, stunning in his own quiet little way, with golden highlights and the pale, fragile quality of a tortured soul. )

I really REALLY need to finish writing for harry_holidays.
Oh I am DOOMED.

Also?
I'm tired.


... I should write something fluffy and ficletish.,
GUGHHOUSDF

Stolen from the lovely crooked because I've always wanted to see it done... hehe.

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. Your f- and f-of-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Who would I like 'letters' from?
Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Regulus Black, The Doctor, Crowley, Arizaphale, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Frodo Baggins, the Weasley twins, Lily Evans, Captain Jack (Dr Who omg crooked! haha Nice choice) ....

I'm really not fussy. hehehee. *BEAM*

Alright, so I've had this for days. And I reckon if I don't post it now it'll never be posted. But it's bad. You're warned.

Title: Talent. Determination. Want.
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: A strange PG13.
Word Count: 3,104

With love: It really isn't that good. And I do owe fics to some people. But this one is for aquila_star because I adore her and because she's waiting for a little baby aquila_star to arrive with a lot of patience.
SUMMARY: This is an AU where Remus became a pub singer when he didn't go to Hogwarts.

( He met him a year ago in a tiny pub in London where the walls weren’t quite faded enough to be cool and was taken in by the voice of the small, broken boy with a scar across his nose that spoke of war and a grey in his hair that tried to fake age. )

Title: Filling Spaces. (Brothers on a Hotel Bed)
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: PG13.
NO SPOILERS FOR DH

Summary: Ever wondered what the end was like? The run up to October 31st? This is what it felt like for Remus.
A/N: This is a SONGFIC on the song 'Brothers on a Hotel Bed' by Death Cab For Cutie. I'd never heard it before but I saw it on a comment somewhere the other day and I was like... huh... Like Remus and Sirius?! Well, I agree. So I thought I'd show why..

Love to: crooked For stopping this from sucking. And for being perfect. Like Mary Poppins.

( A little push towards the bedroom is all that Remus would need to shed his clothes for the other boy, no matter how much his face flushes with embarrassment and his belly turns with shyness as long, silver scars are revealed to the other boy’s eyes. )

Title: Tooth Decay.
Author: closet_zebra
Rating: PG13 I think. Maybe a touch higher.
Word Count: 1,749 (A short little ficlet for anyone who's interested.)

For: Just a little gift for ekaterin24, given with love but with very little talent. LMAO.
SUMMARY: Remus wants Sirius. Enough so that's it's driving him to madness, and obsessions about tooth decay. Obviously.
A/N: No spoilers for DH, incase anybody actually cares.


( And really, if he ended up with rotten teeth, he’d think back to today and say, ‘Well, it was obvious that was going to happen with that kind of attitude.’ )

Title: Being good.
Author: closet_zebra (I know! Busy!)
Rating: PG. SAD.
Word Count: 1144.
A/N: I'm still not sure about it... I asked sam_can_do_it though and she didn't hate it so... *Shrug* And because of that...
For sam_can_do_it for always knowing.

Summary: How can the full moon come? How can it continue to come even when he's good?

( He clung with fingers that wouldn’t quite close to his mummy’s hand and tried to keep up with her big steps. They weren’t too quick, she was only going slow, but his legs ached, and his head ached around his eyes. )

Question:
Should I do barefootboys? .... Hmmm. I don't know.

Would anybody actually be interested in reading it?

Also- for those of you who haven't been to look-
rockstar_cafe
Just cuz. lol.

New Series!!
The amazing fabledtruant has been wonderful enough to join forces with me for a series!

Series: Going Underground. (AU)
Author: closet_zebra
Artist: fabledtruant
Summary: What if the Death Eaters and Voldemort had got inside the Ministry in the first war? The war would have been fought in a very different way. Take Harry Potter's first war and throw in 1984 oh, and then add puppies.

Chapter 1: The Clang of Boots on Metal.
Rating: PG13(Art rated similarly)
Summary: The Marauders have been in an underground base for weeks and it's starting to show. But spirits are still high and aching shoulders don't change much...
A/N: I'd just like to say myself how BEAUTIFUL fabledtruant's art is. Please leave comments about it. Also, AU so No DH spoilers.
For: crooked for her birthday, though it's been forever. All the love I have is lavished upon her in a slightly violent way.

( He feels broad, strong fingers slide over the curve of his shoulders and, if he’s honest with himself, that’s the end of his working day right there. )

WOW.